Not a time for amateurs, sure the costume muggles may buy party store sexy nurse in a bag, but my patience with the lack of imagination gets thinner every year.
Honestly, if you want a sexy costume why not branch out? Sexy Supreme Court Justice, sexy Settlement House worker, sexy Huguenot?
You will ask, "Why sexy"? It's not the sexy I object to as much as the abysmal poverty of imagination. The sexy will go the way of all such youthful excess, let 'em have it.
To that end I present-
Miss Brilliantine's Gallery of Thrift Store Historic Personages!
Thrift store George Sand
Merle Oberon, Judy Davis and of course George Sand, herself. |
Here's my version-
Bad case of "Resting Authoress Face" |
I just changed the buttons, because ugly plastic |
Ruffly shirt says "Dandy"! |
"Pardon me, can you direct me to the acetate ascot department?" |
There you have it. Will the unenlightened ask if you are Willy Wonka? Sure, but if you are like me you'll detain them with a lengthy history lesson, that'll learn 'em. Now add attitude and have your fragile lover write you a couple of sonatas, hopefully by moonlight.
Next up thrift store Frida Kahlo.
Ever Your Thimble Servant,
Miss Brilliantine.
I love this!
ReplyDelete"Abysmal poverty of imagination." Hahahahaa! THAT is brilliant!! Way to go on this epic ensemble! I love that imagination of yours and I agree...with the sheer number of thrift stores, why would anyone want a nurse in a bag outfit?
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
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Since all I want to do is sit outside our front door on Halloween and scare the crap out of kids, I re-use a black robe and hood every year but change the face mask I wear. When you hear kids on the sidewalk say, "I'm not going up there", you know you slammed it. Going to have a skeleton wrapped in a spider cocoon hanging from the tree as a warning this year.
ReplyDeleteYeah, not too much work put into it but the screams are golden.
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